:name: Pigg Blanders :age: 42 :gender: male :birthday: January 14 :appearance: Fat balding police officer. :clothing: Police uniform with a hat and blue shirt and big bogus looking badge and a holster and gimpy looking shoes. :personality: Thinks that he can be cool and one of this kids and tries to befriend them. Tries to say cool catch phrases like "killer" and "sweet" but is really just incredibally annoying. :family/friends/other background: Been in the force for 18 years and got bribed out of a bust with some hash and realized its good sh**. :skills: Driving police cars, arresting people, body cavity checks and frisking, busting up deals :packing: A police issue gun and one of those sticks they hit people with. Also handcuffs. :favourite and strongest school subject: Law Enforcement 101 :least favourite and weakest school subject: Art because that's where druggies hung out. :still in attendance at a school?: No, he graduated years ago. :drug user?: That's classified. He does sometimes....usually in bribes. He won't ever admit it though. :drug dealer?: No. :law enforcement of any kind?: Yes he's a police. :goals/aspirations: To be the best cop ever and to never get caught smokin the green stuff. :inspiration: RinTinTin, K-9 cop, other police shows :demotivation: Angry skaters and druggies that don't appreciate law enforcement. :employed?: Works for the Police Force. :good stuff: New handcuffs and badges, new issues of Bacon magazine, greasy fat foods, donuts, pork products. :sucky stuff: Health foods, higher ranking cops.